"At House of Patriots, we don’t just take pride in our country, we take pride in our service to you, our fellow patriot."

We Guarantee All Of Our Products... For Life!

Whether you get your clothes banged up from kicking terrorist ass or simply get a beer stain on it, we’ve got you covered for life. Just send the item right back to us, and we’ll send you a new replacement for no added cost, with no questions asked (but feel free to tell us any awesome stories!).

If the design is no longer available in our store, then you can get an item of equal or lesser value instead.

But, that's not all: If you’re not happy with your purchase for any reason whatsoever…

YOU CAN RETURN YOUR ITEM WITHIN THE FIRST YEAR FOR A FULL 100% REFUND

It can be new, used, torn, or even shredded to pieces. It doesn’t matter to us. Just send it right back and we'll refund you every single American penny, INCLUDING the shipping cost.

WHY ARE WE SO GENEROUS WITH OUR GUARANTEE?

Here’s the reality: Without patriots like you, we wouldn’t be able to pursue the American dream like we're able to do today. You are the very lifeblood of not only our small business, but also of America itself. Could you imagine what life would be like if this country was overrun with liberals? (Talk about a nightmare!)

So your importance to us cannot be overstated.

Plus, patriotism isn’t just about having pride in your country, it’s also about doing what's right. And to us, taking care of our customers and making sure our fellow patriots are completely satisfied with their purchase is what's right.