Conservative Nut Job Long Sleeve
- 100% jersey knit
- Classic fit
- Double-needle ⅞” collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Long sleeve, ribbed cuffs
- All US orders under $75 have a flat rate shipping fee of $3.99.
- All US orders over $75 are eligible for FREE SHIPPING.
- All items are made-to-order in the good ol' US of A, and will ship out within 2 - 7 days depending on the size of the order. (97.66% of our orders are shipped within 5 business days. More than half of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.)
- Once your order has shipped out, it should arrive to your destination within 1 - 8 business days depending on location and size of order.
- We ship to APO/FPO addresses, but we DO NOT ship to PO boxes.
- We use USPS and FedEx for our shipping couriers.
- International orders have a flat rate fee of $20, and shipping will take much longer (unfortunately, because there are so many countries out there, we can't give you an exact estimate on when your order will arrive).
- If you're not satisfied with your purchase for any reason whatsoever, you can return your item within 365 days to get a full 100% refund.
- The item can be new, used, torn, or even shredded to pieces. It doesn’t matter to us. Just send it right back and we'll refund you every single American penny, INCLUDING the shipping cost.
- All items are eligible for returns.
- Plus, we'll even put up our own money to match the portion of the proceeds that have gone to the Semper Fi Fund (from that specific item). So, not only will you be getting all your money back, but we'll even donate the amount that should have gone to this charity out of our own pockets. In essence, you'll be helping out a veteran even if you decide to get a refund!
- To start the return process, please contact us by filling out the form here. Just tell us you want to return your item and give us as much info regarding your order as you can. We'll personally walk you through the entire return process, and we'll even pay for all the shipping costs!
- If you decide to keep your item past the 365 days, you'll no longer be able to return your item for a refund... HOWEVER, you'll still be entitled to our LIFETIME GUARANTEE.
- Whether you get your clothes banged up from kicking terrorist ass, or simply get a beer stain on it, we’ve got you covered for life. Just send the item right back to us, and we’ll send you a new replacement for no added cost, with no questions asked (but feel free to tell us any awesome stories!).
- If the design is no longer available in our store, then you can get an item of equal or lesser value instead.
- ALL ITEMS ARE ELIGIBLE FOR REPLACEMENTS.
- The extent of the damage doesn't matter either. If all you have is a piece of a sleeve left after defending yourself from a group of deranged liberals, then that's okay with us. Just send that sleeve back and we'll send you a replacement right away.
- To start the replacement process, please contact us by filling out the form here. Just tell us you want a replacement and give us as much info regarding your order as you can. We'll personally walk you through the entire replacement process, and we'll even pay for all the shipping costs!
WE DONATE 10% OF OUR PROFITS TO THE SEMPER FI FUND!
Every purchase you make with us contributes to helping a veteran in need.
Because let's face it, we can't call ourselves patriots if we don't support the brave men and women who've put their lives on the line for our freedom.
So we believe it's our duty, as a family-owned business, to donate 10% of all our profits to the Semper Fi Fund. It's the least we could do to say thank you to all the amazing veterans out there.
You can also donate directly by clicking here.